Wednesday, April 30, 2014

“I want to live simply. I want to sit by the window when it rains and read books I’ll never be tested on. I want to paint because I want to, not because I’ve got something to prove. I want to listen to my body, fall asleep when the moon is high and wake up slowly, with no place to rush off to. I want not to be governed by money or clocks or any of the artificial restraints that humanity imposes on itself. I just want to be, boundless and infinite.”

- Anonymous
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

-Maureen Dowd
Love is not about finding someone perfect, it's about changing your definition of perfection

- Kenneth Nate
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

-Alan Corenk
I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.

-Anonymous
If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.

-Benjamin Franklin
I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs, but how high he bounces when he hits bottom

-George Patton
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

- Laurence J. Peter
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors

-Rudyard Kipling
There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

-Bertrand Russell
At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide

-F. Scott Fitzgerald
A short saying oft contains much wisdom

-Sophocles
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater

-Gail Goodwin
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

- Blaise Pascal
When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

- Francois de la Rochefoucauld
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read

- G.K. Chesterton
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place

-George Bernard Shaw
We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.

-Carl Sagan
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.

-Abraham Lincoln
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation

-Howard Scott
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

-Ellen Goodman
The shadows of this life are caused by standing in our own sunshine

-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

-Sidney J. Harris
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work

-Aristotle
Should we all confess our sins to one another, we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality.

- Kahlil Gibran
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

-Robert Frost
If Tetris has taught me anything it is that errors pile up and accomplishments dissapear

-Anonymous
Not to know what happened before you were born is to remain forever a child.

-Cicero
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.  They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering

-The Fourth Doctor (Dr. Who)
We never decided to become dissidents. We have been transformed into them, without quite knowing how. Sometimes we have ended up in prison, without precisely knowing how. We simply went ahead and did things that we felt we ought to do, and seemed to us decent to do, nothing more nor less.

-Vaclav Havel
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others

-Diogenes
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm

-John F. Kennedy
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.

- Michelangelo
If actions speak louder than words, I'm the most deafening noise you've ever heard

-Touche Amore
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage

-Anais Nin
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid

- Heinrich Heine
Do not spoil what you have by desiring that which you have not; but remember that what you have now was once among the things you only hoped for.

Epicurus
Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.

-Kahlil Gibran
In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the people

-Eugene V. Debs
If you think that women are the "weaker sex," try pulling the sheets back to your side of the bed

-Stuart Turner
I asked her what she wanted to be, she said "alive"

-Andre 3000 (The Art of Storytellin' Pt. 1)
If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good; run for your life

-Henry David Thoreau
There are three things a wise man fears:  A sea in storm, a night with no moon and the anger of a gentle man

-Patrick Rothfuss
If you can find money to kill people, you can find money to help people

-Tony Benn
I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm,
Your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy golden storm.
Yes, many loved before us, I know that we are not new.
In city and in forest they smiled just like me and you.
But let's not talk of love or chains and things we can't untie
your eyes are soft with sorrow,
Hey, that's no way to say goodbye

-Leonard Cohen
I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.

- Frederick Douglass
The oppressed are allowed, every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are too represent and repress them

-Karl Marx
A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck

- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.

-Sir Arthur Eddington
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

-Tennessee Williams

Sunday, April 27, 2014

The true man wants two things: danger and play.  For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything

- Friedrich Neitzsche
If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like

-William Feather
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices

-William James
For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds

-A.A. Milne
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

-Lewis Mumford
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it

-Harry S. Truman
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men

-Martin Luther King, Jr.
Before you speak let your words pass through three gates.  At the first gate, ask yourself, "Is it true?" At the second ask, "Is it necessary?"  At the third gate ask "Is it kind?"

-Sufi Proverb
Aspire not to have more, but to be more

- Oscar Romero
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

- Hesketh Pearson
I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

- Franklin P. Adams
The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.

-Arthur Koestler
All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is exclusively my own

-Johann van Goethe
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling

-Paula Poundstone
Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at.

-Carlos A. Urbizo
It is possible to commit no mistake and still lose.  That is not weakness; that is life

-Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek)
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents

-Winston Churchill
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

- Oscar Levant
I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am.

-Sylvia Plath
Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing.  So be careful what you get good at

-Rust Cohle (True Detective)
The three saddest things are the ill wanting to be well, the poor wanting to be rich, and the constant traveler saying anywhere but here

-e.e. cummings
I really don't know what "I love you" means.  I think it means "Don't leave me here alone."

-Neil Gaiman
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.

- George Orwell
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation

-William Hutton
It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.

- Evelyn Waugh
Lord, make me an instrument of Thy peace;
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
Where there is injury, pardon;
Where there is error, truth;
Where there is doubt, faith;
Where there is despair, hope;
Where there is darkness, light;
And where there is sadness, joy.
O Divine Master, Grant that I may not so much seek
To be consoled as to console;
To be understood as to understand;
To be loved as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive;
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
And it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.

-Prayer of St. Francis
Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes — our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking around.
– G.K. Chesterton
Can one generation bind another, and all others, in succession forever? I think not. The Creator has made the earth for the living, not the dead. Rights and powers can only belong to persons, not to things, not to mere matter, unendowed with will. The dead are not even things. The particles of matter which composed their bodies, make part now of the bodies of other animals, vegetables, or minerals, of a thousand forms. To what then are attached the rights and powers they held while in the form of men? A generation may bind itself as long as its majority continues in life; when that has disappeared, another majority is in place, holds all the rights and powers their predecessors once held, and may change their laws and institutions to suit themselves. Nothing then is unchangeable but the inherent and unalienable rights of man.
– Thomas Jefferson
I'll always need to chase after you

-Rumi
A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view.

- Wilma Askinas
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room

-Jeph Jacques
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

-Evan Esar
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

- John Updike
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.

 - Mark Twain.
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re misinformed.

 - Mark Twain.
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength

-Eric Hoffer
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted.

- Frank Herber
The point of public relations slogans like “Support our troops” is that they don’t mean anything… That’s the whole point of good propaganda.You want to create a slogan that nobody’s going to be against, and everybody’s going to be for. Nobody knows what it means, because it doesn’t mean anything. Its crucial value is that it diverts your attention from a question that does mean something: Do you support our policy? That’s the one you’re not allowed to talk about.

 - Noam Chomsky
My pain may be the reason for somebody’s laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody’s pain.

- Charlie Chaplin
We’re developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won’t be able to think.

- Rod Serling
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

- H. P. Lovecraft
Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s nerves – which is the same thing nowadays.

- Oscar Wilde
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

-Aldous Huxley
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois

-Gustav Flaubert
Libertarian: (noun) One who believes that oppression is best handled by the Private Sector
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh

- George Bernard Shaw
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do

Jean-Paul Sartre
Life exists in the delicate balance between not enough coffee and too much whiskey

-Tiffany Duening
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful

-Edward Gibbon
The idea is to die young as late as possible.

-Ashley Montagu