Love is a word that has been hijacked by greeting card companies, cult leaders, sentimentalists, pop singers, false profits, pedophiles, romcoms, McDonalds, and a million other unsavory types, who transform the most incredible thing that humans can experience into an inflatable, gaudy imitation of itself that they use for their selfish desires and nefarious marketing campaigns.  These bastards have made the highest and most intense experience accessible to humans almost impossible to talk about without feeling embarassed.

-Duncan Trussell